All posts by Gods Cousin Bob

Hi, I'm God's cousin Bob! In the family though, God is more commonly known as Bob! Oh, I don't think any of you knew my Cousin by that name! Oh well, it's just another name he uses for family purposes!

Getting A Better Picture (Written 10-21-21)

A Picture May Be Beautiful,
May Be Worth a Thousand Words,
But What You Cannot See in That Picture,
May Be Worth So Much More!

If It Is of a Species,
That We Cannot See or Hear,
The Possibilities Here Are Endless,
And May Be Very Damaging to You!

Because We Were Never Meant to Share Pictures,
In The Way We Currently Do,
They Were Meant to Be Shared in Thoughts,
On A Network That Connects Our Minds,
A Network Within Nature Itself,
That Makes Us All a Part of One!

Imagine If an Ethereal Species,
That We Cannot See at All,
Were To Be in That Picture,
Sending Messages to The Rest!

Just Because You Cannot See It,
Does Not Mean, It Doesn’t Exist!
In Case You Do Not Believe This,
Then Good Luck with Taking Your Next Breath!

The Church Believes in This Species,
Although Conveniently Never Talk About It,
Which Makes You Really Wonder,
Who’s In Control of The Church, After All!

And They Wonder Why Christ’s True Teachings,
Were Against the Church Itself!

-Gods Cousin Bob – Autistics Unlimited on WordPress

Fun Times – A Cure For Autistic Depression (written 10-17-21)

If you have an Autistic child that isn’t very responsive, this is a guaranteed way to get them laughing uncontrollably and will probably result in you laughing just as hard! It just might be one of the most enjoyable moments of yours, but most importantly, their life!

One of the things, we aren’t taught, is that Laughter is the Cure for depression, stress, and so many other problems we are having today!

And it is FREE! (well, not completely Free in this case)

Simply put, You cannot think depressing thoughts, which lead to stress, when you are laughing!

Positivity cancels out negativity! Laughter cancels out depression!

It will also help to cancel out depression of those around you that hear it, especially if you are laughing uncontrollably!

Maybe if we learn to laugh together we will start Uniting for something constructive!

But how do we get into this state of uncontrollable laughter?

One word….. Helium

I have never once been around someone that was sucking helium out of a balloon and not laughed from the results! Instantly taking away any depressing thoughts in the process!

In the depressing world we are living in, I’m surprised that people aren’t doing this everywhere just to lift up peoples spirits!

Just imagine all the things we could make so much more enjoyable through this simple solution to a very unhappy world!

Don’t do it so much for your own benefit, but instead do it for someone else and you will find how amazingly it will make you feel so much better about yourself!

Adding CLEAN entertainment values to our lives is so much better than a lot of the stuff we see on TV! Plus, doing things together is so much more rewarding!

Be careful though because ‘Laughing’ can become a very good habit, which will lead into the habit of smiling more, which will lead into the habit of being happier, which will lead into less depression and other negative ideas. And by getting these out of your head, your intelligence will start to go up, because you don’t have negative ideas holding your mind down!

Others will start to see these changes in you and will want to be around you more!

People will start asking you why you have become so Positive! Just tell them, “It all started with Helium!” then laugh as they are scratching their head trying to figure it out!

The good news is that you’ll only be using Helium until you get addicted to becoming more Positive! After than its a pretty easy habit to kick once you go to your first Helium’s Anonymous meeting where no one will be able to stop laughing! 🙂

Oh, and by the way, Maintaining a Happy lifestyle will also lead you into being more Creative because now that you don’t have depressing thoughts in your mind, your mind becomes more efficient and will start working faster!

While we’re on the subject of Laughter, here is a couple of ideas that might just pick you up right now!

Imagine if Helium was used in the following several different ways and how much fun people would have because of it!

  • Imagine in political debates they were required to suck on some helium before any arguments were made! Viewership would make it into the triple digits! 🙂
  • Imagine being at your favorite sport, cheering on your team while taking helium hits! Entertainment for the team and everyone else!
  • Imagine getting pulled over for speeding and, conveniently, having a balloon on hand to answers his questions! it would probably make his day!
  • Imagine the entertainment value for others if you simply did it while shopping! There are so many ways, with just this one idea, to not only improve your day, but also improve everyone else’s around you!

Life is meant to have Fun! Why not start today?

I have a feeling that helium sales will be on the RISE if people actually share this! 😛

Don’t settle for just a balloon, buy a whole tank…! LOL 🙂

You may just find it to be one of the best investments of your life!

Laughter Promotes Positivity and that in itself makes it one of the most valuable things you can do for others!

Have a High-Pitched Day! 🙂

-Gods Cousin Bob – Autistics Unlimited on WordPress