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Another Simple Blogging Tip For Today (Written 10-24-21)

I’ve noticed that this Blogging Tip hasn’t been mentioned by other Blogger Tipist (New word LOL)!

This seems to have also escaped WordPress’s Blogging Tips! I guess WordPress hasn’t figured out the importance yet of people, that are scrolling through an endless amount of blogs, desire for the latest or most Recent News!

The Blogging Tip is in the Title of this Post itself!

I’ve personally searched on different topics and would see one that interested me, would read through it, make a comment on it, then realized that the original post was several years old and I never ended up getting any response from it! That post was so old, the original writer had , since then, got a degree in rocket engineering and then launched himself to the moon, where he obviously had better things to do than to respond to an old blog of his!

Even Main-Stream Media hasn’t figured this one out yet!

The Most Recent Example: America getting kicked out of a country that no longer wanted us there! After a week, people started ignoring the media because it was just becoming Old News! A month later they were still talking about it and hadn’t found the exit from the country yet! Musta been going in circles that whole time! 😛

And so most people just started ignoring it after a week and started watching more interesting things like: “How does Bi-Polar relate to Polar Bears? And How do you know that the Bear is Gay?” And.. Maybe we should just leave that alone because it is the Bears own Free-Choice if it wants to Love all Others! We could learn a lot from Bi-Polar Bears, Obviously!

So, anyways, to summarize this Post:

If you write when your Post is Written in the Topic, people can Very Easily see that it is a more recent post and may actually apply to the world Today!

They can see it easily while scrolling through posts!

“Brilliant Huh? Glad I thought of it!” 😛

New Word of the Day: Tipist

  • Tipist – is a person that is generous and tips someone based off of their good efforts at their current job!
  • Tipist – is also someone who provides useful information that can be applied today!

There is a downside to Tipist though, and that is Tipism!

Tipism: The church calls ‘Tipism’ a cult, because they only want you to tip them, not anyone else who might actually deserve it! In other words, Tipism is against their own beliefs!
But what is the Cult of Tipism? The Cult of Tipism, is the idea of giving people useful information designed for today, not 2,000 years ago!

If you find Value in this Information, Please press the Like button so we can keep sharing valuable stats with other Bloggers!

If you DON’T find value in this post, then Press the FOLLOW button, and we will be sure to post something soon that you will LIKE! 🙂

Have an Awesome Blogging Day!

-Autistics Unlimited Guy

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Fun Times – A Cure For Autistic Depression (written 10-17-21)

If you have an Autistic child that isn’t very responsive, this is a guaranteed way to get them laughing uncontrollably and will probably result in you laughing just as hard! It just might be one of the most enjoyable moments of yours, but most importantly, their life!

One of the things, we aren’t taught, is that Laughter is the Cure for depression, stress, and so many other problems we are having today!

And it is FREE! (well, not completely Free in this case)

Simply put, You cannot think depressing thoughts, which lead to stress, when you are laughing!

Positivity cancels out negativity! Laughter cancels out depression!

It will also help to cancel out depression of those around you that hear it, especially if you are laughing uncontrollably!

Maybe if we learn to laugh together we will start Uniting for something constructive!

But how do we get into this state of uncontrollable laughter?

One word….. Helium

I have never once been around someone that was sucking helium out of a balloon and not laughed from the results! Instantly taking away any depressing thoughts in the process!

In the depressing world we are living in, I’m surprised that people aren’t doing this everywhere just to lift up peoples spirits!

Just imagine all the things we could make so much more enjoyable through this simple solution to a very unhappy world!

Don’t do it so much for your own benefit, but instead do it for someone else and you will find how amazingly it will make you feel so much better about yourself!

Adding CLEAN entertainment values to our lives is so much better than a lot of the stuff we see on TV! Plus, doing things together is so much more rewarding!

Be careful though because ‘Laughing’ can become a very good habit, which will lead into the habit of smiling more, which will lead into the habit of being happier, which will lead into less depression and other negative ideas. And by getting these out of your head, your intelligence will start to go up, because you don’t have negative ideas holding your mind down!

Others will start to see these changes in you and will want to be around you more!

People will start asking you why you have become so Positive! Just tell them, “It all started with Helium!” then laugh as they are scratching their head trying to figure it out!

The good news is that you’ll only be using Helium until you get addicted to becoming more Positive! After than its a pretty easy habit to kick once you go to your first Helium’s Anonymous meeting where no one will be able to stop laughing! 🙂

Oh, and by the way, Maintaining a Happy lifestyle will also lead you into being more Creative because now that you don’t have depressing thoughts in your mind, your mind becomes more efficient and will start working faster!

While we’re on the subject of Laughter, here is a couple of ideas that might just pick you up right now!

Imagine if Helium was used in the following several different ways and how much fun people would have because of it!

  • Imagine in political debates they were required to suck on some helium before any arguments were made! Viewership would make it into the triple digits! 🙂
  • Imagine being at your favorite sport, cheering on your team while taking helium hits! Entertainment for the team and everyone else!
  • Imagine getting pulled over for speeding and, conveniently, having a balloon on hand to answers his questions! it would probably make his day!
  • Imagine the entertainment value for others if you simply did it while shopping! There are so many ways, with just this one idea, to not only improve your day, but also improve everyone else’s around you!

Life is meant to have Fun! Why not start today?

I have a feeling that helium sales will be on the RISE if people actually share this! 😛

Don’t settle for just a balloon, buy a whole tank…! LOL 🙂

You may just find it to be one of the best investments of your life!

Laughter Promotes Positivity and that in itself makes it one of the most valuable things you can do for others!

Have a High-Pitched Day! 🙂

-Gods Cousin Bob – Autistics Unlimited on WordPress